You stink...

What are the five most potent smells in the world?

Coffee, Gasoline, Tuna fish, Popcorn and Skunk...and I smell like four of them at this very moment.

I went to get gas just now on my lunch break and I must of stepped in some, because now my shoes smell like gas and probably will the rest of the day. Then I bought a coffee from the gas station, and that is now smelling up the room. When I came back I popped my popcorn and grabbed my Tuna fish sandwich out of the fridge.

Now I am sitting at my desk, stinking up the joint. What are the odds that I will get sprayed by a skunk tonight....