sibling (co-worker) rivalry

Remember what your siblings used to do to you? Or what you used to do with your siblings? Wouldn’t it be funny if it was perfectly acceptable behavior in the workplace? Here are the new rules that would apply if it was.

· Stake your claim…lick the last doughnut. Maybe add a na, na, na, na after for full effect.
· Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke – does that bother you? To the person sitting next to you.
· Freeze their proposals.
· Hide behind the copy machine, then boo – haha gotcha…
· Run to the boss crying so you’ll get the other person in trouble before they knew it was you.
· Break all of the pencils in their office and say “Not me”

Any others?