Fellow occupants of the road:

When driving along a highway or road with a median in the middle and there is a police car driving in the opposite direction: HE CANNOT PULL YOU OVER.

There is no need to slam on your brakes all at once. No need to slow down. There is no way he is ever going to plow through that 3 foot cement wall to stop you.

The same goes for any emergency vehicle with its lights on. An ambulance or a fire truck, with the lights flashing does not mean you have to slow down either. He is not looking to cross over the median to get to his destination.

Please fellow drivers, remember that the median is a block of cement that even our protective services choose not to endure.