Dear Mr. Pizza Shop owner,

I am writing to tell you how disgusting it was to find a hair, which appeared to be from down there, on my BBQ chicken wing, bought at your very well know Buffalo Establishment last night.

Please inspect your chicken wings before you send them to your customers.

Sincerely,

Ms. Puking in the bathroom right now


Now what? Do I call and complain? Why aren't these places more sanitary if they are serving people food? Yuck.