Interesting wedding!

Saturday was “the wedding”. By that I mean the wedding of a family member that was put together in 4 months and for a couple that has only known each other for 1 ½ years, who had a baby in the meantime. NOT, that that’s bad. Whatever makes them happy.

Friday was the rehearsal. That went well, although the best man didn’t show. That was a mystery. Rehearsal dinner at the bride and groom’s house. Complete with family fun drunkenness. Not us, we had a far drive and a baby!

So, the wedding……

1. Bride was an hour and a half late to the hair appointment.
2. Groom overslept until 12:30.
3. Toilet broke in the room where we were getting ready.
4. Groom looked like he was going to puke during the vows.

So, the reception…..

1. Drive in the Limo: first to Rite Aid for drinks, then down the street, pass the reception hall, turn around, and fly back to the reception hall……
2. Buffet dinner: food was good.
3. Best man toast: An inside story that only him and the groom got, and grandma got pissed.
4. Maid of honor toast: drunken stooper with tears.

Reception that ends at two o’clock…

1. Run out of beer at midnight.
2. Buy two more kegs for another hour.
3. Shaken a lot of “ass” on the dance floor complete with a break dancing contest.
4. Guy passes out sitting up.
5. Groom dives over a table, knocking drinks on the floor and bumping in to said passed out guy who didn’t even flinch.
6. Cousin comes out of the closet.

All in all we had a good time. We drove the newlyweds to their hotel room and got home at 3.

Picked up the baby from Grammy and Pappa’s Sunday and relaxed all day.